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To My Friend Henry,

Henry, I have thought this for many years, and hold many regrets for not speaking it sooner. Your name, I have never liked it. Wait, let me retract that statement. I have always enjoyed the name Henry, I share the name with you, it is a strong name, it is a solid name, a name I am glad to have for myself. But this name does not suit a man of such weak character as yourself. I do hope this does not insult you in any way.

Sincerely, your friend,

              Henry Plaines

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